Sweary mum

IMG_9551WHAT IS IT YOU LOVE ABOUT MUSEUMS? Being touching distance from brilliance (no fucking touching!!) πŸ˜€πŸ˜€
BEST CHILDHOOD MEMORY? Winning a year’s free entry to the Science Museum for knowing shit about pollen, aged 8 πŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ
WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE MUSEUM AND WHY? The Hayward. They invited my autistic students to hold an exhibition in their foyer a few years ago & respected them as the professional artists they were πŸ–€πŸ–€
WHAT WAS THE LAST PICTURE YOU TOOK ON YOUR PHONE? A breast on the wall at Baker St #fridanipple πŸ‘†see above πŸ‘†#wherestheboobemoji
If you were to create a piece of art what would the subject be? A middle finger to sit on the fourth plinth, saluting in the direction of the current bunch of deceitful assholes in Downing Street πŸ–•πŸ–•
WHO WOULD BE YOUR PERFECT MUSEUM BUDDY? That tiny human I made because one day she’ll be like ‘Fuck off mum, I don’t want to hang out with you no more’ πŸ‘©β€πŸ‘§πŸ‘©β€πŸ‘§
ANY PARENTING TIPS? Nada!! Even the word ‘parenting’ gets right on my tits!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚